The Robotek Hall Of Shame
Because only a complete Bitch would pay money to win a video game…
(I will be working to expand this with time.)
NEW CATEGORY!!!: Giant Faggots:
#1 Giant Faggot: RUSPLES
#2 Giant Faggot: Stivatore Italia
Bitch of the day: (New category!)
Name: Punkector Rating: No fucking clue
Commentary: I have played this bitch 3 times today, and lost each time. Why? Well, the reason is that in each of those rounds, this fuck rolled 6 – 9 triples, to my zero or one. Oh yea, and I also had ZERO successful hacks. Now, I do realize that this may not fully be his fault, but I am confident he is at least a pay-bitch, so he is guilty!
#1 Name: Maldinni Rating: 3540
Commentary: (Part 1) Tonight I would have been severely defeated by this player, had I not bailed before I was blasted for the last time. In this game, I had ZERO successful hacks. For the enemy, EVERY hack was successful. (Yes, this player had a Sun in the sky, and a costume.) Just before I would have received that final blast, Maldinni had SIX maxed-out robots… his three, and my three. What a crock. (Part 2) Tonight I met Maldinni once again, and once again bailed out at the last second, to keep from getting utterly smashed. Again, however, this player seems to have no skill whatsoever. S/he wins because nearly every hack s/he tries is successful, and almost no hacks against him work. I do notice though, in this case, that his rating is not all that high. What does all of this mean? Can a person just do enough in-app spending to wind up nearly invincible? Or is this possibly not a real player at all, but is instead a mega-empowered zombie, used by Hexage to keep non-payers from advancing too far? This ‘player’ seems to embody this very spirit of Mr. Mega-Fuck Peroutka himself.
#2 Name: *FIREFLY* Rating: 35,275
Commentary: I don’t get the high score. I have played this freak a half-dozen times. He won more rounds than I did, but in each case where he was about to lose, he bailed. Just doesn’t make sense to me that he could have ever achieved such a ridiculously high score, as he’s just not that good at the game.
#3 Name: just relax Rating: ca. 5,500
Commentary: This is another bitch that almost has to be a bot used by Hexage to keep non-payers in their place. But, who knows?
Name: Danasaurchi (?) Rating: 24,000+
Commentary: I’ve played this sorry sucker probably over a dozen times now, and s/he’s won twice. The last time he won, he had been down below 30 points, and wouldn’t you know, out of nowhere, he rolled 5 triple in the course of 2 turns (2 of them Unmaker Omegas) and powered up. I bailed out. He always rolls mucho trips, but apparently is a pretty poor player. How does his score ever get this high?
Name: Dick Everest Rating: 9,675
Commentary: I am tempted to give this pathetic bitch a number one ranking. Was just defeated by him, after winding up with less than 90 points, while I had nearly 400. Only paying faggots are generally able to do that.
Name: adaaaam 2.0 Rating: 8,000+ Updated Rating: 14,500 (as of 3.25.2012)
Commentary: Just another gargantuan faggot (or is s/he?). Yes, he is a faggot, as is anyone who gives Hexage money. On the other hand, it is Hexage that decides to stage rather frequent matches where one side has no chance. Very rarely is that side going to be the side of a paying customer. He got smacked down. On 3.4.2012 I was able to badly defeat this person. One question I continue to have is how it can be that some of these players have such high ratings, when they seem to be such bad players. 3.25.2012, I encountered this player/bot yet again. S/he rolled nearly 10 triples, hacked successfully at every attempt. On the other side, I rolled ZERO triples, and had ONE successful hack.
Name: Hackers MP Rankings Score: 25,000+
Commentary: Rolled twice as many triples as me, but I still beat his ass.
(Also, XO… you’re a pathetic loser.)